Permissionless Yield
Infrastructure

A decentralized protocol for creating and managing token-to-token staking pools. Secured by the Internet Computer.

The Drive-Thru Protocol

Two distinct roles building a unified, permissionless ecosystem.

The Customer

Stake volatile assets to earn blue-chip yield. Simple, fast, and gamified.

  • Input: Stake Community Tokens / Meme Coins.
  • Output: Earn ckBTC, ckETH, or Project Tokens.
  • Goal: "Pull up, order yield, pick up rewards."

The Cashier

Permissionless pool creation for Projects and DAOs. You build the menu.

  • Power: Create a pool for ANY ICRC token.
  • Control: Set reward budget, duration, and curves.
  • Why: Lock liquidity and prevent "instant dumps."

The Workflow

1

Connect

No seed phrase stress.

Oisy NFID Internet Identity Plug
2

Browse Menu

View available pools.

Stake McDoms → Earn ckBTC Stake EXE → Earn CHAT
3

Place Order

Lock your tokens.

ICP Smart Canisters ICRC Standard
4

Pick Up Yield

Claim rewards instantly.

Manual or Auto-Claim

Revenue Model

Transparent fees ensure protocol longevity.

Pool Creation Cashier Action
4% Fee Taken from Reward Budget
3% Treasury
1% Dev Fund
User Claims Customer Action
1% Fee On Claimed Rewards
Treasury Protocol Growth

Under The Hood

ICP Smart Canisters

Logic, balances, and frontend all served on-chain. No AWS. No centralized points of failure.

Chain Key Tech

Native integration of ckBTC (Bitcoin) and ckETH (Ethereum) as first-class staking assets.

ICRC Standard

Full compatibility with the Internet Computer Token Standard for seamless interoperability.

The Architect of Chaos

The official and completely absurd history of how McDoms survived its founder.

Scott Summers

ARCHITECT

Scott Summers is the kind of guy who'd build a house of cards in a hurricane. He's impulsive, inconsistent, and changes directions faster than a squirrel in traffic. His pièce de résistance? McDoms.

Rugville, Population: Scott

RUG PULL x4

Scott launched McDoms with big dreams. Instead, he turned the bonding process into a demolition derby, rug-pulling the token FOUR TIMES before it even bonded properly. Every rug sent the market cap spiraling. It wasn't just mismanagement—it was performance art.

The Redemption Arc

CROW & PASSION PLANET

Enter Crow (an OG who had enough) and Passion Planet. A poll was posted: "Should Passion Planet take over?" The answer was YES. They bonded the token successfully. Scott was forced to hold 5% in escrow to prove he could behave.

The 24-Hour Implosion

CHAOS

Crow released Scott's 5% escrow. Big mistake. Within 24 hours, Scott sold his entire position. It was like watching a toddler knock over a sandcastle they spent hours building.

Plot Twist: BOB Pools parked 500 ICP in the pool. Scott couldn't rug it completely. The protocol survived his stupidity.

The "Death" of Scott

PURE THEATER

After selling, the community voted to move Scott's neuron to "Sneed" (a troll move). Scott spiraled. He handed his X account to "his wife," who claimed Scott had tragically died.

The kicker? Minutes after announcing his death, she asked how to access his crypto. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up.

The Algorand Resurrection

HE GONE

Scott resurfaced on Algorand, convincing influencers he was a victim. He launched a coin on RugNinja, became a "thought leader," and then... sold everything, deleted his account, and vanished again.

Community Triumph

WAGMI

McDoms survived not because of Scott, but in spite of him. Today, it stands as a symbol of resilience. Here's to McDoms: the token that wouldn't die, and to Scott Summers: the chaotic genius who made it all possible. Sort of.

Protocol Roadmap

The path to full decentralization.

Q4 2025

MVP Infrastructure

Launch of core smart canisters. Permissionless pool creation enabled.

Q1 2026

Gamification Layer

On-chain points system, automated leaderboards, and "Mystery Box" logic.

Q2 2026

Data & Analytics

Comprehensive historical data visualization and "Smart Routing" for yield.

FUTURE

Universal Asset Yield

Expansion to support RWA staking and synthetic derivatives via Chain Key.